The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

"`Incidentally,' he said, `what does teleport mean?'
Another moment passed.
Slowly, the others turned to face him.
`Probably the wrong moment to ask,' said Arthur, `It's just 
I remember you use the word a short while ago and I only 
bring it up because...'
`Where,' said Ford quietly, `does it say teleport?'
`Well, just over here in fact,' said Arthur, pointing at a 
dark control box in the rear of the cabin, `Just under the 
word "emergency", above the word "system" and beside the 
sign saying "out of order".'"

- Arthur finding an escape route from a certain death situation. 

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